FIRST OUTING: Anas Sarwar makes his FMQs debut. Nicola Sturgeon faced opposition leaders at First Minister’s Questions on Thursday, March 4, 2021. This is the text of my Scottish Daily Mail sketch of proceedings. Yehhhp! Yehhhp!' These guttural squawks are familiar to regular observers of First Minister's Questions as John Swinney's way of endorsing his boss's every point.Continue reading "Sarwar gets the band back together"
Sturgeon speaks
SWORN IN: Nicola Sturgeon takes the oath. Like one of those self-indulgent Netflix series that hangs around one season too many, Nicola Sturgeon's starring role has been wearing thin for some time. The First Minister's season finale came in eight hours of deflection and obfuscation yesterday before the Holyrood committee, the inquiry into how anContinue reading "Sturgeon speaks"
Will Sturgeon survive Salmond’s nuclear strike?
OLD FRIENDS: Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon were once steadfast allies. This is the text of my Scottish Daily Mail column for Monday, March 1, 2021. ***** It is not often the Budget is the second item on the news agenda. Yet on Wednesday, when Chancellor Rishi Sunak rises at the despatch box to unveilContinue reading "Will Sturgeon survive Salmond’s nuclear strike?"
The Ghost of Holyrood Past returns to haunt Sturgeon
UNDER OATH: Alex Salmond is sworn in by the convenor. Alex Salmond appeared before the Holyrood inquiry on February 26, 2021. This is the text of my Scottish Daily Mail sketch of proceedings. ***** It has been more than six years since Alex Salmond was First Minister but he continues to haunt Scottish politics. The Ghost of HolyroodContinue reading "The Ghost of Holyrood Past returns to haunt Sturgeon"
‘Is saving your skin worth all the damage you’re doing?’
INDEPENDENT: Nicola Sturgeon said prosecutors were autonomous of government. Nicola Sturgeon faced opposition leaders at First Minister’s Questions on February 25, 2021. This is the text of my Scottish Daily Mail sketch of proceedings. ***** First Minister’s Questions is an unpredictable affair. Sometimes Ruth Davidson gets the better of Nicola Sturgeon. Sometimes Jackie Baillie does. Sometimes Sturgeon barelyContinue reading "‘Is saving your skin worth all the damage you’re doing?’"
Witness for the prosecutors
QUESTIONS: James Wolffe QC appeared before Holyrood on Wednesday. The Lord Advocate appeared before the Scottish Parliament on February 24, 2021 to answer questions on the redaction of Alex Salmond’s evidence to the Holyrood inquiry. This is the text of my Scottish Daily Mail sketch of proceedings. ***** James Wolffe QC cuts a bashful, owlish figure, more suitedContinue reading "Witness for the prosecutors"
No exit
STAGES: Nicola Sturgeon outlined a staggered timetable for leaving lockdown. Nicola Sturgeon gave a Covid-19 update to the Scottish Parliament on February 23, 2021. This is the text of my Scottish Daily Mail sketch of proceedings. On hectic days like yesterday, with the Crown Office at loggerheads with Holyrood and the First Minister grilled on a much-trumpeted CovidContinue reading "No exit"
Should Scottish elections go ahead during a pandemic?
DECISION DAY: Scots go to the polls on May 6. Did you know there's an election in 73 days' time? I've been struck by how many normal people (which is to say, people who don't watch BBC Parliament to relax) are unaware that Scotland goes to the polls on May 6. Being kept away fromContinue reading "Should Scottish elections go ahead during a pandemic?"
Sturgeon reacts to scrutiny like Dracula to garlic bread
PROTEST: Nicola Sturgeon rejects claims the Scottish Government didn't prepare for a possible pandemic. Nicola Sturgeon faced opposition leaders at First Minister's Questions on February 17, 2021. This is the text of my Scottish Daily Mail sketch of proceedings. Achilles had his heel, Superman his Kryptonite and Nicola Sturgeon the merest chance of accountability. Scrutiny is the FirstContinue reading "Sturgeon reacts to scrutiny like Dracula to garlic bread"
Nicola’s miracle of the open and closed churches
DOUBT: Labour's Elaine Smith casts a sceptical glance at the First Minister's claim that churches are not closed. Nicola Sturgeon gave a Covid-19 update to the Scottish Parliament on February 16, 2021. This is the text of my Scottish Daily Mail sketch of proceedings. If you are a parent whose children will soon be going back to primaryContinue reading "Nicola’s miracle of the open and closed churches"