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There’s a kind of hush all over Tory conference. Bridge of Don is hardly the Vegas Strip but it is even more subdued this weekend for the presence of the Scottish Conservatives. Delegates — 500 or so by my count — milled around with all the joy of an IKEA husband on a Saturday afternoon.ContinueContinue reading “May’s conference speech was like a thin scrape of butter”

‘It would be indiscriminate and devastating and would bring unspeakable human suffering and widespread and lasting environmental damage,’ Nicola Sturgeon intoned gravely. Other than that, she was all for Pete Wishart becoming Speaker. In fact, the First Minister was talking about a potential nuclear war, though given the choice I reckon she’d have to thinkContinueContinue reading “Carlaw turns on his magic beam for FMQs farewell show”

It’s been five days since I learned that my country wasn’t normal. It had never occurred to me there was anything strange or deficient about us, save for the national football team and the relentless career of Elaine C Smith. Then, last Wednesday, I sat in the press gallery of the Scottish Parliament for theContinueContinue reading “There’s more than one way to be a proud Scot”

‘Independent’ was the 27th word of Nicola Sturgeon’s conference speech and, in essence, the other 4,579 words too. Addressing a bulging crowd at the Edinburgh International Conference Centre, she trilled that Auld Reekie was ‘soon to be, we hope — and how good does this sound? — the capital city of an independent Scotland’. So,ContinueContinue reading “Sturgeon works her outrageous magic on bewitched Nationalists”

The best way to follow First Minister’s Questions, if you really must, is the Marra method. Simply tune out the dull maundering from the frontbenches and those behind until all you can hear is Jenny Marra. The Labour MSP provides a rollicking running commentary to every excuse, fabulism and self-justification. The BBC should offer itContinueContinue reading “How to watch First Minister’s Questions (if you must)”

It was when she tried to dragoon Abraham Lincoln into an argument for secession that Nicola Sturgeon lost the room. ‘With public sentiment nothing can fail,’ she quoted. ‘Without it, nothing can succeed.’ The cackling that greeted her audacious attempt to appropriate history’s most famous unionist summed up the reaction to her ministerial statement. IfContinueContinue reading “More smoke and mirrors than a Bonnie Tyler video”

Lyra McKee was five feet in height but no one ever managed to measure her courage. The 29-year-old grew up a Catholic in North Belfast, fought for LGBT rights in a deeply traditional country, and used her journalistic talent to pursue the powerful and bring their misdeeds to light. She had the mettle of menContinueContinue reading “I’ll grieve for my friend Lyra… and the stories she’ll never get to tell”

Nicola Sturgeon will set out her thinking on independence after Easter. It is probably too much to hope that she’s changed her mind. The SNP leader does this every few months. Separatists get restless, she promises liberation just around the corner; but when they get there ‘the fog of Brexit’ still hasn’t lifted. This isContinueContinue reading “SNP still isn’t talking to fearties and Braveheart backsliders”

Devolution was a plodding term for an exhilarating idea: 300 years since the Scots Parliament closed its doors, Scotland would again have its own legislature — without having to leave the Union that had brought it prosperity and security. Powers over health, education, justice and finance would be transferred from Westminster to Holyrood and, advocatesContinueContinue reading “How the devocrats seized Scotland”

We will try to get through this week’s column without mentioning the B-word. Not because our relations with Europe aren’t important but because other things are important, too. Politicians, journalists and party activists may be glued to Sky News and Twitter for the latest chat on meaningful votes and Malthouse compromises but many voters haveContinueContinue reading “Outcomes must matter most if NHS ailments are to be remedied”